teh blog of Jim

Take one Aluminum Case, Coat liberally (1KW at least) with power supply. Gently kneed SLI Motherbord in the Case. Garnish with AMD FX-64 Quad-Core Gaming Processor. Stir in four cups BFGTech Nvidia 7950 1024, 1 small chunk of PhysX, Memory Chips. In a small bowl, combine 1 ddrDrive with 8GB of DDR2; add to main recipe. Let Rest. Prepare Apple 30″ display by mounting it on a wall. Apply the Aluminum case and Contents to Apple 30″ display. Decorate with Klavitura Optimus and Logitech Mouse. Drizzle Windows XP, Doom 3, Quake 4, F.E.A.R., Luna, and Silkroad. Serve on Phase-Change Cooling system and overclock to taste.

That is the secret recipe.

Ya know that new PoS cleaning Item on TV commercials?

Yeah… I luve it how the dude’s accent starts out as a profound australian accent, slowly evloves into an American Midwest accent and then morphs into a less profound australian accent.

Behold how they get yuppies to buy things.

“OMG! He has an Indistinct European Accent! I Must Charge $19.95 Plus $6.95 S&H to my Discover/Visa/MasterCard/Diners Club Card NOW! The Indistinct European Accent means that it’s not crap!”

(¥825 000)

I have. I can’t find Chernobyl. It’s somewhere north of Kiev (КИЕВ). I need it for my english paper.

FYI, You’re looking for “ЧОРНОБУЛЬ” or “ПРИПЯТ”.

Link

After finding the FIRST DRAFT of my paper on my USB thumb drive, I began working on it. I got pretty far. I saved it and went to go eat dinner. I came back and OpenOffice had closed. I re-opened the file. Blank. “Shit.”

I think I’ll dig out my grandma’s typewriter to do this if I have another problem.

Update: In my anger at technology, OpenOffice.org, Hard Drives, Bill Gates, keybords and laser printers, I remembered that I had added 1 page of blank to the document for the cover page.

Silly procrastinator! blind anger at technology is for emo kids and 2nd Grade flunk-ees!

Oops… sorry 2nd Grade flunk-ees… I really shouldn’t have grouped you with emo kids.