teh blog of Jim

Ah… If only it were so…

Gigabyte GA-K8N Pro-SLI, AMD Athlon 64 3000+ Venice, Geforce 6800, NZXT Trinity ATX Mid-Tower Case

*wakes up from daydream, finds self in suburban driveway, sitting on a box. An Expensive Car sits mostly clean in the driveway*

*sigh* I dip a rag in a bucket of soapy water… even though the actual water is probably black with dirt. “I gotta find a better job than this…” I take the small damp rag to the blackened intricacies of the front passenger side wheel, and begin removing the brake grime. “… somthing that pays more…” I dip the rag once again into the fouled water, and begin work on the rim of the wheel. “somthing close…” I start, “somthing that pays well…”

This is my entire mindset while washing my Dad’s BMW. We’re not the rich family in town or anything, but my dad just _had_ to have a BMW for his Midlife crisis (I guess… I dunno). Anyway… I’ve been washing our cars for about $20 each in persuit of my goal: $557.99. Good News: I’m 53.93% the way there! Bad news: I’m 46.07% away from what I need.

I just want my Fragboxx!